The bounce that just won’t stick

I received the final rejection for Shaken, not Stirred, completing the triumvirate. I received some nice comments from two of the markets (and the standard white form letter from Analog). Two that stood out include:

“There is a good joke piece in here, it just needs more work.” – Andromeda Spaceway

“It is a nicely written tale, but it is not a Feghoot. — Planet Relish

For those of you wondering what a Feghoot is, it is “…a short-short story that ends in a very groan-worthy pun.”. Alas, my joke story doesn’t quite fall under that category. I knew the title was going to be a potential problem but I was stuck on it. It’s time to drop this piece in a drawer until time has given me a more objective perspective on it. Plus, I’m all out of markets to send it to.

Challenges and contests

Participating in writing challenges and contests is something most established writers frown upon, but to the fledgling like myself it can serve an important purpose. In my case, it helps me to keep a consistent writing schedule amidst the various other present tasks trying to capture my attention. It also helps me finish what I’ve started. Writing a first or second draft is easy, but polishing what I’ve done in to a piece worth of submission is not. For me these small challenges and contests give me a clear, public goal to aim for. I cannot rely on these gimicks forever, I know, but for the short-term they serve a useful purpose.

All that said, on to the challenges. I have three laid out before me this year. I’ve mentioned Van Helsing already. WindyCon has brought back their annual writing contest, and I intend to submit my current WIP. The submission deadline is August 31st, but I’m going to try getting it polished up before that, hopefully with enough time to submit it to group and get some valuable feedback.

Finally, this November brings us National Novel Writing Month. I participated last year but didn’t finish, having written myself into a corner. This year I plan on doing it again, but I’m going to be more prepared. I’ve spent some time thinking about my novel, and by the time the contest begins I’ll have a fairly solid outline finished. Last time I ran out of story far short of my goal and I don’t intend for that to happen again. I’m not going to delude myself. Pumping out a novel-length piece in month isn’t going to produce a high quality draft. It will, however, give me a solid starting point for what could end up as months of rewrites and revisions.

The common theme throughout all of this is simple: keep writing. I’ve been feeling very stretched of late, trying to maintain the delicate balance between home, work, side-work, and writing. It hasn’t helped that summer is here or that the seasonal depression that has visited me the past few years has shed its winter coat and decided to sample the warmer climate. Once I get past these hurdles I feel like I’ll be well on my way to where I want to be.

Rejections

I was sitting in the caffeteria of the College of Dupage waiting for group to start and checking my email via the wonders of my Sprint PCS phone plugged into my laptop. I was surprised to see what is possibly the fastest rejection I’ve received so far, Andromeda Spaceways rejecting Shaken, not Stirred. Quick, but helpful. Along with the let-down they included notes from the readers. I don’t know how consistently e-zines are able to respond with comments, but it’s sure nice for a fledgling like myself. All readers are different, but now I know how a few objective ones reacted to this. That gives me a better sense of the direction I need to go in order to appeal to their tastes.

Last stop for this story is Planet Relish. If it gets bounced from there, I will probably drop it in a drawer for a little while. Once I get some active projects out of the way I’ll return to it, revising it with some of the readers criticisms in mind, and try to find a few more markets to peddle it to.

Perseverance pays off…right?

Before I sent out Shaken, not Stirred, I had a list of three markets that I thought fit the story best. Analog (their Probability Zero section specifically), Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine (ASIM), and Planet Relish. I received a standard rejection letter from Analog over the weekend, and I just sent off my submission to Andromeda Spaceways. Since the last two are e-zines, I expect a slightly faster response time. According to the Black Hole, they are averaging 35 days. Fire and forget, I say. On to the next piece.

Too busy for boredom

We decided to head north for the holiday. Most of my family lives in the Great Northwoods, also known as Tomahawk, Wisconsin, and I hadn’t seen most of them for a year or so. We decided to split the trip into two days. It isn’t so long of a trip, only 300 miles due north, but we wanted to enjoy ourselves. We grabbed a hotel room wednesday night in Stevens Point, and then took county roads the rest of the way. We managed to avoid most of the traffic that way, but we did run into some interesting things. We saw more wildlife on this trip than we usually see on weekend trips up north. Our final count was four deer, a jackrabbit, two wild turkey, and a black bear. Unfortunately we saw the bear a short distance from a trail formed during the ice age. Alas, we decided to skip the hike lest the bear decide to turn around and pay us a visit.

This was the weekend of their annual Pow-Wow Days, consisting of a parade, ski show, and fireworks, among other things. We went to the parade with my brother and cousin, and fireworks with my dad. It was a good time. The weekend did have its sad note. Barney, my dad’s dog, is nearing sixteen years old and it nearly broke my heart to see him. He is going deaf, cataracts are beginning to develop on his eyes, and he moves around very slowly. I’m afraid that this was the last time I’m going to see him.

We left early saturday morning, heading south-east towards Lake Michigan. We made our way to Appleton, where we stopped and explored the Harry Houdini museum. I was facinated by magic when I was young and it was neat to see the life of Houdini from a unique perspective. From there, we headed east and stopped in the Two Rivers, on the shores of Lake Michigan. We went down to the beach and dangled our toes in the water briefly before getting back on the road. We meandered down to Milwaukee, then cut back west towards home. We managed to get stuck in traffic near a Dave Mathews concert, then south through Lake Geneva and a straight drive to home.

It’s great to be home. I did have a piece of news waiting for me. Analog rejected my story, so I’m preparing to send it off to the next publisher on the list. That rejection was only a minor blip compared to the rest of the evening. Around 3am I woke to lightning and thunder. Shortly after that the power flickered and went out. We fared well, minus the interuption of sleep, but our neighbors were not so lucky. To the left, our immediate neighbor is rebuliding his fence for the third time this summer. To the right, two neighbors had some kind of flooding in their kitchen, and one of them lost some of their guttering. There’s nothing like standing on the street with your neighbors in the middle of the night, appraising damage, and being the only ones without any. The only worry I had was the sump pump. Without power, I was afraid that the basement was going to flood. Luckily, we caught a break. Power came back on for two minutes, long enough to pump out some of the water, before it went out again. By the time we woke in the morning, power had been restored. I need to get a battery backup for the sump pump soon. We’re expecting a week of storms and I have nightmares of flooded basements and water-logged go
ods. I’ve seen the aftermath of one such flooding and I have no desire to experience that again.

I’ve been trying to keep up with all of the work lately, but I’ve been failing miserably. This has been the most I’ve written in a week. We should be hiring someone very soon, and I’m optimistic that this will give me the breathing room I desperately need. I have the Van Helsing anthology coming up, one rewrite to finish, one story to finish, and planning for this November’s NaNoWrimo, which I plan on attempting again this year. This time, I want to go into it with a complete idea and outline prepared. Last year I wrote myself into a corner. Sometimes that happens, but the more prepared the better, the former boy scout in me says.

The Many Faces of Van Helsing

We had talked about doing something as a group, and Cliff came up with a doozy. The Many Faces of Van Helsing is an anthology of vampire stories focusing not on Dracula but on the man that hunts him, Abraham Van Helsing.

Coincidentally, the anthology is slated to be published in May 2004, when Van Helsing, a movie featuring Hugh Jackman in the leading roll. The movie sounds like a remake of the 1987 classic, The Monster Squad, featuring Dracula, the Wolf Man, and Frankenstein’s monster. I’m going to make a leap and guess that the new film will be a bit more serious than the one of my youth. In any case, the timing of the anthologies release is fortuitious. There will no doubt be a marketing blitz promoting the new movie, which can only help the book. This may also have the effect of stiffening the competition as well.

A few of us from group have decided to submit something to the anthology, myself included. I first read Dracula while I was in High School and it was a memorable experience. Late one night I sat near an open window, reading by candlelight. While deeply entranced by the story, and uncommon (but not unusual) event occurred. A bat flew in my window and I shrieked like a banshee. We had bats flying into open windows every summer we lived in that old house. It shouldn’t have scared the wits out of me but it did. That was the power the Dracula story had on me.

Some people rooted for Dracula, but I was always more interested in the vampire hunters, Van Helsing and his ilk. Movies like The Lost Boys and John Carpenter’s Vampires, and the ever-popular Buffy the Vampire Slayer. When I read the theme of the anthology I was hooked. I knew, even if no one else in the group was interested, that I would have to write a story and submit it. Vampires beware. Van Helsing hunts you.

Multitudes of fun

We have friends from Oklahoma (one of my fellow moderators over at Ars Technica) visiting for a few days. We’ve managed to keep them busy. Kurt came to work with me on Friday and then interviewed with us that afternoon. Then we took off for the day and took them to look at apartments. Saturday was a trip up to the mall (and the Apple store) and a visit with another moderator, Eric, from Ars. From there we all went to the Big Bowl, an asian noodle restaurant, and then into the city to hang out at Eric’s house. Sunday we took another trip to the city, this time by train. We decided to go to the Shedd Aquarium and caught a museum bus up to the lakefront. The aquarium was pretty impressive. I never realized from looking at it how much stuff it held. There’s an entire underground level filled with sea otters, penguins, dolphins and beluga whale. I took as many pictures as I could until the batteries ran out of juice. We finally ran out of steam and headed back home for a night of pizza and a movie. What a weekend.

I’m looking forward to the rest of the week now. In between running here and there I managed to pull off a skillful feit for work. We had a troublesome launch with Match.com last week and I spent most of Friday night working to figure out what went wrong. Somewhere around one in the morning I discovered a slight bug in a certain vendor’s code. After a three line addition, my code is now working the way it was intended when I wrote it two years ago and we should turn Match.com back on today. I expect it to go smooth and painless. The benefit of getting this new partner up and running is it helps us hire Kurt. Another pair of hands will help reduce the number of late nights I end up working and reduce the volume of projects I have just waiting for me to do.

Because of the recent excitement, I haven’t been able to get started on my next story yet. Once things settle down here tomorrow I’ll finally be able to crack open my rough draft and start expanding and rewriting. My next group is in three weeks instead of two (I’m not sure why, but I’m not going to question it since I missed the last meeting), but I don’t think I’ll have this piece ready by then. I’m beginning to realize it takes me longer than a month to finish any story of length right now. Maybe that will change the more I write, but finding more free time will be the true key.

The State of Me vs. Verizon Wireless

We’ve been using Verizon Wireless for the past four or five years for our cellular service. Overall the service was decent, but not spectacular. Their coverage area left something to be desired, and the available options, especially lately, were lacking. Our phones were more than two years old, so we decided to look at what new technology was available, and researched all of the major cellular providers – Verizon Wireless, U.S. Cellular, Sprint, T-Mobile, and AT&T.

It was pretty clear from the start that Sprint had a lot of the features we were looking for, plus some cool gadgets to go with it. Unlimited Web, minature cameras built-in to the phone so we could send each other funny pictures, digital service, and a wide coverage area. So, I decide to call Verizon Wireless and find out when our contract expired. We were pretty sure it had already expired, but we wanted to double check.

Liars

Verizon Wireless told me that our plan didn’t expire until February of 2004. They told me this on three seperate phone calls to them. Something didn’t compute. That would have put us buying our last phone while we were in the middle of the move to our new house. I smelled something fishy. On my third call to them, I asked them to tell me the start date of the contract. They came back with February 26, 2002. Impossible, because we knew we bought our phones in December, because we had received a special in the mail that expired at the end of the year. I tell them to look back further, and after much grumbling the guy finally admitted that our contract had, in fact, expired in December of 2002, leaving us free and clear to cancel with no cancellation fees. And that’s just what I did.

We went with Sprint and bought two Sanyo 8100 units. Compact flip phones with all the amenities, including the camera, full-color LCD, and extended battery life. We’ve only had the phones for a few days now, but already I can tell that the quality of the service is far and above what we received during our stint as Verizon Wireless customers.

Submission time!

I’ve been negligent in updates lately, busy with work, home, and writing. The work stuff has settled down slightly and we’re interviewing someone on Friday to help out with the development efforts, which helps me immensely. Work around the house is finally down to a trickle. All of the flowers have been planted as well as the garden, and I’ve slid back into my weekly maintenence chores. That leaves writing, and I am very happy to have finally submitted Shaken, not Stirred to Analog. I’m relieved to have finally finished it and let it go. That seems to be the thing I have the most trouble with. Now it’s out the door, and I can go back to work on Mirror, Mirror, which will, among other things, get a new title.

Working weekend

Yet again I spend a weekend working. It does get tiring after awhile, but I’m hoping that the upcoming Memorial Day weekend will get me a little rest and relaxation.

We’re preparing to add more traffic, so we needed new servers to handle the additional load. Most of the parts came in mid-week. Most. One of the cases arrived Thursday, but the second still hasn’t shown up yet. They were ordered at the same time, from the same company, so I’m still not sure why they were shipped seperately. I spent all day yesterday building that one new server. This is a new case (cheaper) than the previous one’s I’ve ordered, so I had to spend a little time learning the new case, but otherwise it went smooth. That was, of course, until it failed to boot, and I disassembled it to find that one of the CPU’s (in a dual processor system) hadn’t seated in the socket properly. The day ended with one working server and one nasty scar on my finger. Typical day of computer building. If you don’t bleed, you’re not doing something right.

Today I’m working again, but luckily I can do so remotely from home. I have to finish configuring software and replicating data to this new server, and finish debugging my code that is set to go into production tomorrow. I really can’t wait to get someone hired to help out with the system building/maintenence portion of things.

Hopefully things go smoothly today. I need to give Shaken, not Stirred and prepare my cover letter to Analog.